Everyone knows that David vs. Goliath is a story that commemorates the spirit and strength of the underdog. We recall the Hebrew, David, marched upon the gigantic Philistine and slayed him with a simple stone. It's a heartwarming story, vandalized by the fact that it is probably the most frequently invoked and overused metaphor for any unexpected triumph; political, athletic, or in our own David's case, gastronomic.
So now let us take a crack:
As you prepare for holiday party upon holiday party this Hanukkah season, consider the following: these Pants of David, which honor the ancient Jewish protective amulets, are your weapon against an army of red sweaters, green pants, and general snobbery. Ye best be armed.
Is that a slingshot in your pocket, or are you happy to see us?
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