Shiver me straight-legﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ__ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ___ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ__ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ____ The old maverick devil of the high seas is the namesake for this straight-legged trouser, deep and blue as the Mariana Trench. Jon Aalto of Finland won our naming contest with his suggestion, and for pointing out that these pants are "equally at home on a yacht, in a fight with pirates, or, as might happen nowadaysﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ__ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ___ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ__ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ____ both." To Jon! To Finland!
For all you hipsters out there thirsting for that sleek, straight look: we're serving it up in one of our all-time favorite hues of our legendary premium belgian cotton twill. Pair with sea foam green, shark silver, doubloon gold, sunset pink, parrot bay blueﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ__ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ___ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ__ﾫﾏ_ﾫﾏ____ Accessorize with brown gauntlet boots, light-colored boat shoes, eye patches, sextants, cutlasses, vintage distressed red-and-white-striped v-neck tees, and a neatly braided goatee. It may also be best to assume a pseudonym that strikes fear into the hearts of others: as Westley taught us in the Princess Bride, "a pirate operating under his own name is said to be incapable of such infamy [as the Dread Pirate Roberts]."
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