I HATE THOSE PANTS!
by Just me
Last week I kept seeing the sidebar Facebook ads for this clothing line that I had never heard of before. I know how to ignore those ads. However, eventually, I did not. I spent quite a bit of time at the website -- looking, researching, wondering . . . I even spent time on youtube watching videos about this Bonobos adventure. I finally contacted one of those college-educated Ninjas in their Customer Service dept. Super-helpful, very fun and friendly. I feel like I've made a friend there. His advice -- definitely order a size down and go slim straight. I probably would have not done either without his encouragement. For the past two years, I've exclusively worn GAP straight or tailored pants and jeans, also LEVI slim straight. Finally styles for guys with no bum! I'm 5, 7, and weigh 130. Ordered late Friday. Got my order Tuesday afternoon. Wow! I was a bit concerned when I opened the neat blue box, "What have I done?" "You know these aren't going to fit you like they do the models in the photos." "Who do you think you are spending thi$ much money on one pair of jeans?" Tried 'em on. WOW! Could not wait for my dear wife to come home. She said, "Wow!" I have yet to wear them out in public. That will be tomorrow. So, why did I start out with "I Hate Those Pants!" ? That's what I'm probably going to say about everything else hanging in the closet.