It's that time of year again...time to tell the most important person in your life how you really feel. Maybe that person is you? Because we all recall when Whitney so wisely sang that self love is the greatest of all. Maybe we just misinterpreted the lyrics.

Seriously, though. We hope you do have a special someone to share Valentine's Day with because, for the first time ever, you can say "I frickin' love you" with a pair of pants. And we're not talking symbolically. These pants literally have that embroidered on the interior waistband. No more awkward fumbling of such an important sentiment. When you need to say those magic words, just pull these pants down and point at the vibrant red embroidery. Swooning certain to ensue.

Made from the same luxurious stretch cotton as our Black Russians, these pants are perfect for romantic endeavors. The stretch accommodates all manner of flamenco dancing, bending down on one knee, or bending over backwards to show how much you care.