It started harmless. Some eggnog, a little rum and asinine banter about the volume of snow in Black Hawk County. But somehow, while the rest of you were picking at a stale cheese ball, Uncle Larry had managed to down the remainder of Grand Dad's Beam. And suddenly he was recklessly bouncing (nay, sloshing) a G+T on his knee while damning his third ex-wife and, in some incoherent tangent, the entire state of Wisconsin. I'll give you a BADGER!
Uncle Larry was a drinker. A bit of a sleaze too, yes. But, the man had his own style. An aggressive, conventions-be-damned style that consistently trumped the khaki-clad safety of the rest of the family. It was that awesome all-plaid look that kept things exciting and almost, just almost, made up for that time when he forced you to spend your Christmas twenty entirely on lottery tickets.
Seriously, though. The Drunken Uncle pants and blazer are a red plaid Christmas miracle fashioned from 100% worsted wool from legendary Washougal, WA based textile mill Pendleton(r) and lined in 100% silk twill. Pair the pants and blazer for an unforgettable "Full Uncle Larry" look. Wear the pants with a black blazer or sweater on top. Wear the blazer over black or charcoal pants.