Bonobos

1) I usually dress like a man trying to go unnoticed, but wearing my Bonobos around has actually fooled a few people into thinking I was hip. Folks are digging the new idea that pants don’t have to fit like crap. The Capertons are the perfect pant to wear to Fenway, normally guys just wear jeans with their Red Sox jerseys but these things are genius.

2) I grew up on Dunkin Donuts, and I don’t want to abandon my roots, even if I may appear a bit “husky” at times. The great thing about my Midnight Blues is nobody has to know about my lacking self-control. They’re so slimming; for all my fiancée knows, I’ve been working out like a fiend and showing discipline at the dinner table.