Bonobos

At Bonobos we aim to please with awesome trousers and prompt, attentive customer service from our team of Ninjas. It bums us out, then, when we can’t serve customers who ask for our pants in a size 28. We’ve been taking notes, and we’re now ready to serve guys like Will.

In Will’s own words:

“Just wait ten years, then you’ll still be thin and all of your friends will be overweight.” That’s what they say. But what if I would like to wear pants that fit my body sometime in the next ten years? Sure, I can find size 28 jeans. Khakis? Hopefully you are short enough to fit into boy sizes. Dress slacks? Forget a tailor, you need a construction worker to mangle those size 30 slacks to fit your unnaturally slim waist. One day you will say, “that’s it, I’m a size 29 and that’s that.” Wearing your brand new 29″ khakis you look down to find the cinch in the waist your belt created - time to face the facts and embrace the 28. But maybe there is an upside to the 28″ waist. In a world of heavily constricted choice, every single pair of pants that actually fits is a prize that brings true happiness. And now that Bonobos has brought a high quality, casual pair of non-jean trousers to the market, I, for one am smiling. And I’ll wear them gleefully, eating my bacon cheeseburgers… without concern.

So to Will and to all of the other size 28s out there, enjoy. Check out the Brothers Grinn in 28.

We have built it, will you come?