Introducing the Bonobos field ninjas, now delivering vigilante fittings and customer service
Marshall Roy — August 18, 2009 @ 6:31 pm
Did you think we were too busy designing polo shirts, conducting market research on premium golfwear, programming a tasty new referral program, and talking to CNN to recruit and train a small army of Bonobos field ninjas to take the fitting experience to a city near you?
I hope not.
We are proud to introduce our newest forces on the ground outside New York City. If you want to see what all the fuss is about, and try on some pants before you decide to take the plunge, these are the men and women to call. If you live in or near one of the cities below, email fittings@bonobos.com and we’ll connect you with the right ninja!
Also, know that our search for top-notch field agents hasn’t ended! If you’re interested in joining the fold, or know someone who is, email us at the address above!
And now, with no further ado, the field ninjas:
San Francisco, California: Panda Sekuhara is a stay-at-home dad who works in film production and event planning. He is a die-hard Bonobos fan and self-proclaimed (and I quote) “walkin’, talkin’, break-dancin’, Bonobos-wearin’ love mo-sheen.” Personable and energetic, Panda will get you the pants you need.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina: Russell Hailwood is a recent college graduate with one goal above all others: to help his peers “get out of their docker pajamas.” A man after our own hearts. Godspeed, Russell.
Columbia, South Carolina: Chris Beauregard is “representing D.C.-area KDB-Disposal-Unit,” and hails from the University of South Carolina. If you bleed garnet and black, Beauregard’s your ninja.
St. Louis, Missouri: Chris Finney is slinging trousers through the Gateway Arch while putting the finishing touches on a law degree. He’s off to a running start, too, so book him while you can!
Tampa, Florida: Zach Wendkos is a Princeton graduate and huge baseball fan, whose quest in Tampa is to rid the region of the dreaded “swamp ass” with Bonobos’ lightweight pinwales and twills. If you’re one of the countless Floridians afflicted, the doctor is in.
Washington, D.C.: Clint “Deano” Herring is a musician who swears by Bonobos and is psyched to spread the word. “I live in Alexandria,” Deano wrote, “surrounded by young professionals and the college students of Georgetown University. You want to know what else I am surrounded by? KHAKI DIAPER BUTT!!!”
New York City, New York: Hillary Lewis is a recent Penn State graduate who, between following politics and working at Barclays, helps guys get into better-fitting pants. Of course, if you’re in New York and want to visit our showroom, you’re more than welcome! We’re on 19th Street—shoot us an email and we’ll take great care of you!
Las Vegas, Nevada: Keith Sadowski works for Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas and is excited to help some of his fellow artists get into trousers that “have room for lower sections of men who throw Russian women (and sometimes other men) around like toys.” Keith has lived all over the country, traveled all over the world, and loves scuba diving and Bonobos!
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Not LA? Bonobos is loved in LA! Maybe the SF ninja stealthily flies down for a day or two?
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I second the LA comment…
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