Bonobos customers cast a vote for change; obamas surge ahead
Marshall Roy — September 30, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
The fearless and spirited obamas are outselling the stylish but prim mccains by a factor of nearly two-to-one! After a competitive first few days, the obamas took a strong lead and never looked back.
Haven’t yet decided which pair is for you? Go with your gut, but feel free to lean toward the trouser-right to bolster the mccains’ showing–pretty soon you won’t have a choice, since our stock of limited-run obamas is falling faster than the Dow, and like our Congress, Bonobos is flipping a thumbs-down to a bailout. When they’re gone, they’re gone for good.
(Have I forgotten to mention that our flagship navies are soon to be reincarnated once again, in the same super-soft organic twill as the obamas and mccains, but with a bright floral lining? How Alberto Gonzales of me.)
No recount, not this time. No confounded Floridians or cross-eyed chad-counters or Supreme Court justices of conflicted interest who ultimately green-light a panty raid at the electoral college. In the closely watched and hotly debated 2008 trouser race, we’ve just recorded a landslide the likes of which hasn’t occurred in three generations, since Warren G. Harding and the soon-to-be-known-as “Silent Cal” Coolidge laid an electoral smack-down on the democratic Cox-Roosevelt ticket in 1920. (Whatever happened to that FDR kid, anyway?)
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