Bonobos

Y’all say somethin bout a trunk show? Hot damn! Valerie, get my suitcase. No, not that one, the other’n. The alligator skin. Yes, that one. We’d better get Lucas to tend to them oil wells, cause I’m a-goin to New York City for a trunk show. A Bonobos trunk show. No, they ain’t sellin monkeys, Valerie. Yes, I know you saw that documentary on the monkeys, but these here pants are different and I’m gonna hafta be away from ya for a spell. Valerie, don’t talk crazy, you know that gal meant nothin to me. No, it’s got nothing to do with that gal from Dallas or them monkeys. Valerie! Nuff already! I gotta hit the road, that trunk show is this Satur-dee. Yippee Yee Dawggy!

If you’re in New York City this Saturday, Feb. 9, don’t miss the upcoming Bonobos trunk show. The details are below:

Date: Saturday February 9

Time: between 2PM and 5PM

Location: 233 West 14^th Street, Apartment 2R (between 7^th and 8^th Avenues)

Come early before your size sells out, and tell your friends!